did i mention how i love my background

gonna go cook for the first time in forever oh my god

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

literarydalliance:

If I get sick at the very beginning of summer break, I’m going to flip a table.

welcome to the last week of my life

cryingalonewithhomestuck:

i always get this grand interpretation of how john looks in my head because of fanart and fanfiction and stuff

and then i remember that he’s literally this

and i jsut start laugninG

brothasoul:

yapoos:

goddamnitreddas:

vieries:

bunnydelalala:

scenefux:

cruelfeline:

crocolate:

deadsoviets:

Huh, this is a really interesting idea, actually. It’s like Amnesia, only you play as a 2-year-old. I definitely think the limitations and advantages of a young child, applied to a horror game… have the potential to make it terrifying.

CRIES

I can’t WAIT for this

I love these kind of games. And it’s such an interesting perspective! 8)

Omg

the first horror game i’ve been interested in playing

Holy shit that looks amazing

The perspective reminds me of the section in BioShock 2 where you play as a Little Sister. Having an entire game from that perspective would be pretty great.

rugrats horror edition

this seems pretty dope.  

turntechgaybutt:

kuzudoodles:

karkat isn’t sure, maybe she’s a girl today.  or maybe not.  maybe fuck gender.  maybe they’re a crab, because crabs are great and don’t have fucking stupid complicated-ass gender identities

because i read a good fic this morning

Wow that’s a good fic and it is just really good

;_; really good fic oh gosh

badassasscreedassassin:

I’m so original

have i reblogged this before? oh well here we go again

saveroomminibar:

Assassins Creed: Brotherhood, Assassins Creed: Revelations. Game Telemetry: Rome all points white and Constantinople colored by sequence.

Articles on Engine Room about Ubisoft’s technological development process, data reproduction and organization and game telemetry.

commanderinqueef:

genitals are just a myth

batreaux:

puppet cop lays down the law

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

jimfaindel:

brosbutt:

remember when i did these

all of these

You beautiful human being.

jimfaindel:

faun-songs:

chillinginmyhermithole:

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

HAHA HEE HEE HOO HOO

Thats okay, ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT OR ANYTHING

WHERE IS MY DAVE SILENT SCREAMING GIF WHEN I NEED IT THE MOST

Remember kids:

Grimdark is magic.